I found it outside my room a few days ago... Not too sure how it got there, but it makes me laugh every time I look at it. I wuv it.

Also I recently learned that it can sing, and it sings a really strange song. I don't know how to describe it. Butt i'll try. It could be the soundtrack to the following scene:

Imagine that you're a vampire, or some other creature of the night, and you're walking through some tight, twisting alleys in a medievalish city. You've just had to make a tough decision, and you stride confidently towards whatever the consequences may be. People may die because of your choice, but you know that for you, it was right. Others may think you're a monster, but they can suck it.

I....... is that a pig?

Your book can sing? What book is that?

Ya, mate. I think so....

The 3rd in The Malazan Book of the Fallen. Memories of Ice, by Steven Erikson

You just found it outside your room? that's ...great . I also see Hel monkey lurking in the background. Now I need a Gorilla that can sing otherwise I won't be cool ...