Gamertag: XDesta (Xbone1)
Destadestroyer (psn)
Desta(Senpai) <steam>
AbleSir Thomas 1 (360)
Name: Joel

Age: 21

Sex: Toaster

Languages in order of proficiency:
1: sarcasm
2: English.('murican)

City: lufkin Texas

Occupation: rehabilitation therapy tech.

Current Spartan rank 14

Favorite weapon: dual plasma pistols.

Favorite quote:
"To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." - fortune cookie (yes I have it. Yes it's laminated. Yes I keep it in my wallet. GTFO it's my life <lol>)

If you were wondering why I have an alias as AbleSir Thomas1. If you knew able back in halo 3 I was his hog gunner. Surprise. I have a name now. XD

Welcome to our forums! There are quite a few Texans around here now.

I think there might be another toaster or two around here as well...

Guardian wrote:

I think there might be another toaster or two around here as well...

How do toasters mate?

Very carefully.

Desta wrote:

Guardian wrote:

I think there might be another toaster or two around here as well...

How do toasters mate?

Ask this guy

I use my toaster almost everyday.

Hey man welcome! My grandma lives in Lufkin, a very exciting place that is! lol

Welcome to the site.

I'm glad this forum entry had turned into heated debates about toasters mating habits.

But thanks for all the warm welcomes.

This

Exactly. Toasters are murder machines. They hop in your tub as you bathe and watch as you fry. *bad sense of humor*