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Sound of Needler

Wed Dec 21, 2011 1:06 pm

Lars showed this to me today:



He also pointed out that I recently passed 4,000 needler kills in Invasion. I have decided that, since I only have about 160 more DMR kills than needler kills, that I will endeavor to pass up my DMR kills with Needler kills.
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Re: Sound of Needler

Wed Dec 21, 2011 5:48 pm

Don't Needle me Bro
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Wed Dec 21, 2011 8:12 pm

For you, Smitty, the lyrics:

Here are the lyrics. Sing along if you want to!

Hello needler my old friend,
I've come to dual-weild you again.
Because the little pricks at Matchmaking,
Are asking for a little ass-spanking.
And the vision, of some needles in their brains,
Still remains.
Within the sound, of needler.

In Zanzibar I walked alone.
Narrow streets of Warthog bones.
Beneath the Halo in a spinning fan,
I crossed the bridge with needlers in my hands.
Then the nerd was stunned, by the flash of a needle burst,
Then he cursed.
Behind the sound, of needler.

And in the needler light I saw,
Ten thousand victims maybe more.
The rocket launcher of a fallen geek,
His body in a bloody Beaver Creek.
And the voices, of a million, slowly cried,
Cuz they died.
And heard the sound, of needler.

Fools that I yet do not know,
The needler love begins to grow.
Hear my words that I might teach you,
Take my gun that I might needle you.
But my words, like silent, needles fell.

Echoing, the sound... Of needler!

And the people bowed and prayed,
To the needler god they made.
The Bungie website flashed its warning,
In the words that it was forming.
And the site said the one with the needler is greatest of them all,
Cuz he's got balls.

Whisper, the sound... of neelder...
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Re: Sound of Needler

Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:39 pm

hahahah That was amazing :D made me laugh so hard :D
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Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:14 pm

Words cannot describe the awesomeness of that song. It moved me.
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Re: Sound of Needler

Thu Dec 22, 2011 1:34 am

MinorMallets wrote:
Words cannot describe the awesomeness of that song. It moved me.

I know, right??

After hearing it a few times I felt emotionally moved. I had to go into Invasion and start pwning with the needler right away!

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Thu Dec 22, 2011 1:45 am

More!

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Thu Dec 22, 2011 10:41 am

Awesome lyrics! Warthog Bones!!
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Re: Sound of Needler

Thu Dec 22, 2011 4:16 pm

I can't believe you didn't find this earlier Sarge.

The time has come, and so have I
 
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Thu Dec 22, 2011 4:56 pm

I approve these videos.
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Re: Sound of Needler

Wed Dec 28, 2011 12:40 am

Sarge wrote:
I have decided that, since I only have about 160 more DMR kills than needler kills, that I will endeavor to pass up my DMR kills with Needler kills.




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Re: Sound of Needler

Sat Dec 19, 2015 11:48 am

With the return of a good Needler in Halo 5 and even two advanced versions of it I wanted to remind people that this here exists. Cheers.
 
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Re: Sound of Needler

Sat Dec 19, 2015 12:04 pm

Most legit thread necromancy ever. I needed to hear this again.
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