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As Written by HaloWheelmen

Mon Sep 12, 2011 2:57 am

I miss some of our old viral threads (Red Five Standing By!) so this is my attempt at starting a new one. The goal here is fun and LOL's. We, the wheelmen, will write a story one sentence & one wheelman at a time.

Here's some guidelines:
*Add to the story 1-2 sentences at a time.
*Try to maintain some sort of logical progression. If it's too random we won't get a whole story out of this.
*Post a picture or embeded video to illustrate your portion of the story. (Optional) I just did a random search on Photobucket for my first picture and picked it within a minute, so don't feel required to overthink this.
*Copy and paste the story previous to your post. When we finish a paragraph, put the whole paragraph(s) in a spoiler tag so this doesn't get too cluttered.
*Do Not copy the pictures that are posted previously, again, minimal clutter
*Feel free to comment on someones post... so long as there's an obvious separation between your commentary and the story.
*Have fun! :D


So, I'll start it off...
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There once was a boy named Joe, who played too many video games.

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Re: As Written by HaloWheelmen

Mon Sep 12, 2011 7:56 am

There once was a boy named Joe, who played too many video games. Joe loved video games so much that he even dressed up as his favorite characters.

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Re: As Written by HaloWheelmen

Mon Sep 12, 2011 11:18 am

Sarge wrote:
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There once was a boy named Joe, who played too many video games. Joe loved video games so much that he even dressed up as his favorite characters.

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This is how we should do comments. Anyhowww, all posts should have a picture or video. That will make this much more interesting and cut down on the masses of text to read. I mean, that's how a lot of those other threads worked. With pics :).
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Re: As Written by HaloWheelmen

Mon Sep 12, 2011 12:00 pm

Joe dressed up in costumes so much as a child that when he grew up he became a video game character. Well, a video game voice actor anyway.
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Re: As Written by HaloWheelmen

Mon Sep 12, 2011 12:20 pm

joe, however, didn't pay attention to child labor laws, and was arrested
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Re: As Written by HaloWheelmen

Mon Sep 12, 2011 1:23 pm

The undercover Weasel manglers. They were quite saucy.

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Re: As Written by HaloWheelmen

Mon Sep 12, 2011 1:40 pm

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The undercover Weasel manglers. They were quite saucy.


Can't tell if troll, or just stupid...
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Re: As Written by HaloWheelmen

Mon Sep 12, 2011 1:53 pm

But they only played Battletoads.
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Re: As Written by HaloWheelmen

Tue Sep 13, 2011 2:45 pm

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But they only played Battletoads.


While playing Battletoads they ran into another like minded clan called...
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Re: As Written by HaloWheelmen

Tue Sep 13, 2011 9:38 pm

Obey MT OcR Halo Wheelmen. HWM was a place of noobs where everyone drove mongooses to their death. Also they played Battletoads I guess.

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Re: As Written by HaloWheelmen

Tue Sep 13, 2011 9:41 pm

The two clans met on the field of battle. Joe led the UWM side.

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Re: As Written by HaloWheelmen

Wed Sep 14, 2011 12:10 am

It was a long and bloody battle that lasted 3 days. Ultimately, Joe was the last boy standing thanks to his knowledge of fighting in video games.

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Re: As Written by HaloWheelmen

Wed Sep 14, 2011 2:19 pm

Joe then took off his mask only to reveal that he was...

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Re: As Written by HaloWheelmen

Wed Sep 14, 2011 4:22 pm

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Joe then took off his mask only to reveal that he was...


At that moment, Ninja realizes he's worse than joe.
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