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awes0m3sauce winks in your direction

Sun Jan 31, 2016 5:13 am

•Gamertag(s): awes0m3sauce

•Name: Jeff

•Age: I'ma say 1989, because ain't nobody got time to find my abacus

•City: New York City

•Website: blackpeoplemeet.com

•Occupation: Uber driver and retired pilot

•How did you find HaloWheelmen? With perseverance, wading through hours of forums of bad clans

•Clan: OOPS! All Berries

•Clan Status: Dead to me

•Current Halo 5 Spartan Rank: 87

•Favorite playlist: 90's Rock

•Favorite Weapon: UH-144 Falcon

•Favorite Loadout: Smiles

•Favorite Maps: most incarnations of Blood Gulch, especially my lake house on Hemorrhage

•Favorite Music: Too personal

•Favorite TV Shows: I'll gladly discuss this ad nauseam in party chat

•Favorite Movies: I'm seriously you guys, the N.S.A.

•Favorite Games: I don't play games. I dropped out of elementary school during recess. Too many games.

•Favorite Color: Sunshine

•Favorite Quote: "awes0m3sauce winks in your direction" - awes0m3sauce

•Favorite Food: I never joke about Marinara sauce

•Dream Car: 89' semi-convertible Batmobile

•Hobbies: Avoiding the question

•Pics? You first... I'm shy

•Favorite Non-government-traceable-information: In terms of my game, with only two players above me in terms of ratios, I'm twenty first in Road Rages on Reach. http://legacy.halotracker.com/Reach/Leaderboards.aspx Also, my A/D > 1.0. Divulging that is not merely to toot, but to demonstrate my long standing and effective devotion to the God of Wheelmen, praise be. All you've probably gathered from the former questions, is that I may drool while awake and that I'm paranoid. However, I do think you'll get to know me very well if you would allow me to come to your home base and pick you up tomorrow night, in my matte black 2016 custom Warthog, to show you a good time.

•Favorite Question: How do I play with a game yall? Do I wait for an friend add or do I just drive around in a gunnerless hotdog asking randys for the password?
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Re: awes0m3sauce winks in your direction

Sun Jan 31, 2016 5:31 am

hey guys! its my opposite! hello and welcome to the site im weak aka weaksauce lol
 
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Re: awes0m3sauce winks in your direction

Sun Jan 31, 2016 5:33 am

awes0m3sauce wrote:
However, I do think you'll get to know me very well if you would allow me to come to your home base and pick you up tomorrow night, in my matte black 2016 custom Warthog, to show you a good time.

•Favorite Question: How do I play with a game yall? Do I wait for an friend add or do I just drive around in a gunnerless hotdog asking randys for the password?

I hope this means that you have a cache of ONI warthogs we can delve into? ;D

As for playing with us, check the calendar or events section and sign up to anyone of the many we have planned. We'll shoot you a friends request or you can feel free to add any of the members around here. Anyone with a HWM tag is a safe bet because they are part of the clan.
 
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Re: awes0m3sauce winks in your direction

Sun Jan 31, 2016 6:40 am

imweakusee wrote:
hey guys! its my opposite! hello and welcome to the site im weak aka weaksauce lol

If you gun for me we will assimilate into a new viscous based being that shall only respond only when addressed henceforth as, specialsauce. We'll have perfectly synced call outs, albeit in an inhumanly eerie drone. Private message me for rehearsals, A.S.A.Now.
 
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Re: awes0m3sauce winks in your direction

Sun Jan 31, 2016 6:57 am

Swift Strider wrote:
awes0m3sauce wrote:
However, I do think you'll get to know me very well if you would allow me to come to your home base and pick you up tomorrow night, in my matte black 2016 custom Warthog, to show you a good time.

•Favorite Question: How do I play with a game yall? Do I wait for an friend add or do I just drive around in a gunnerless hotdog asking randys for the password?

I hope this means that you have a cache of ONI warthogs we can delve into? ;D

As for playing with us, check the calendar or events section and sign up to anyone of the many we have planned. We'll shoot you a friends request or you can feel free to add any of the members around here. Anyone with a HWM tag is a safe bet because they are part of the clan.

Sorry, only the one my parents got me for my sweet sixteen. I may not have enough cars in the garage to impress a goldpackdigger, but at least my Nana thinks I'm handsome. Thanks for the info buddy, I'm signing up and spamboting everyone in the clan as I post this.
 
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Re: awes0m3sauce winks in your direction

Sun Jan 31, 2016 7:05 am

I like this guy already. Welcome to the site! Feel free to ado HWM Guardian on xbl. Like swift said, the best way to get into games is the events calendar. You can also lurk the shoutbox to see if somebody is organizing a lobby!
If you think we're a rolling double kill.. come get it.
 
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Re: awes0m3sauce winks in your direction

Sun Jan 31, 2016 9:44 am

Welcome to the forums!

As Swift mentioned, we have a calendar of events. Sunday is a weird day, as a lot of us are away from Xbox doing other stuff. Otherwise, we have something going on every other day of the week.
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Re: awes0m3sauce winks in your direction

Sun Jan 31, 2016 3:03 pm

Welcome, Awesomeface. Your intro was fun to read, and it made me smile a bunch.

Feel free to add me on the xbone.
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Re: awes0m3sauce winks in your direction

Sun Jan 31, 2016 6:03 pm

Welcome man! I know we will get along just fine with your fine line of humor!!
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Re: awes0m3sauce winks in your direction

Mon Feb 01, 2016 5:10 am

Guardian wrote:
I like this guy already. Welcome to the site! Feel free to ado HWM Guardian on xbl. Like swift said, the best way to get into games is the events calendar. You can also lurk the shoutbox to see if somebody is organizing a lobby!

Hey I appreciate that guy. Also, I don't know what a shoutbox is, that's not attached to a White Castle drive-thru.
Sarge wrote:
Welcome to the forums!

As Swift mentioned, we have a calendar of events. Sunday is a weird day, as a lot of us are away from Xbox doing other stuff. Otherwise, we have something going on every other day of the week.

Glad to be here chief. I saw the calendar, and the events are a little past my bedtime, but I should adjust soon enough. Also, what could take priority over playing video games on the sabbath?
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Welcome, Awesomeface. Your intro was fun to read, and it made me smile a bunch.

Feel free to add me on the xbone.

Thank you, Cripfeet. The form did take an embarrassingly long time to fill out, seeing as my session was timed out and I can't read, but I do it for the kids.
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Welcome man! I know we will get along just fine with your fine line of humor!!

I too, do fancy we shall make a dandy pairing upon our initial actual meeting, virtually, on Live. Chap.


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Re: awes0m3sauce winks in your direction

Mon Feb 01, 2016 6:22 am

I edited your post to include your replies. Try to avoid double or triple posting, click the quote option so they open in new tabs, then copy and paste them all into one reply =]
 
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Re: awes0m3sauce winks in your direction

Mon Feb 01, 2016 7:16 am

awes0m3sauce good ol buddy ol pal - Perhaps the best driver in the history of halo, if you cant access an area with a warthog, dont worry awesomesauce will find a way
 
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Re: awes0m3sauce winks in your direction

Mon Feb 01, 2016 9:38 am

awes0m3sauce wrote:
imweakusee wrote:
hey guys! its my opposite! hello and welcome to the site im weak aka weaksauce lol

If you gun for me we will assimilate into a new viscous based being that shall only respond only when addressed henceforth as, specialsauce. We'll have perfectly synced call outs, albeit in an inhumanly eerie drone. Private message me for rehearsals, A.S.A.Now.


Its so good to see the intermingling of sauces. (Wait....)

As Carl Jung put it, "The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed."
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Re: awes0m3sauce winks in your direction

Mon Feb 01, 2016 10:01 am

Shoutbox can be found on the forums home page! It's an IM group chat for quick communication
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Re: awes0m3sauce winks in your direction

Mon Feb 15, 2016 12:48 am

Swift Strider wrote:
I edited your post to include your replies. Try to avoid double or triple posting, click the quote option so they open in new tabs, then copy and paste them all into one reply =]

Sorry about that, I don't know what I'm doing. This is the like third time I've ever not lurked on a forum.
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awes0m3sauce good ol buddy ol pal - Perhaps the best driver in the history of halo, if you cant access an area with a warthog, dont worry awesomesauce will find a way

What a stirring and grand endorsement from someone I have never wired a large sum of money to. You are correct good stranger, I have been known to painstakingly squeeze a Warthog into later, authoritatively "restricted", sections of campaign. This is always short lived, and usually to the detriment and frustration of my coop partners. Cheers!
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awes0m3sauce wrote:
imweakusee wrote:
hey guys! its my opposite! hello and welcome to the site im weak aka weaksauce lol

If you gun for me we will assimilate into a new viscous based being that shall only respond only when addressed henceforth as, specialsauce. We'll have perfectly synced call outs, albeit in an inhumanly eerie drone. Private message me for rehearsals, A.S.A.Now.


Its so good to see the intermingling of sauces. (Wait....)

As Carl Jung put it, "The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed."

I have stumbled across a noble Philosopher and Planeswalker. I look forward to shouting my ideas at you and blindly Counterspelling your reasonable, well thought out answers.
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Shoutbox can be found on the forums home page! It's an IM group chat for quick communication

M'kay I see, thankya kindly. Y'all's been pretty smart to be making all these stuffs on them there computors, with the Facebook, and all the Snaphats like. Mmm hmm.

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