Alright, before I go any further you HAVE to answer one, single, mind-bending question.

Do you know the muffin man?

OK. Now that we are finished with that I can introduce myself!Anonymity is my friend and as such you will know me by my Gamertag, RubbrDuckE, or Rubbr if you want. I'm almost 17, a guy and I love driving warthogs in.. well any Halo game. What is my occupation you might ask? Well currently I'm occupied with being the cooliest kid around with my sharpie Tac Pad, and old-fashioned glasses that I recently found in my BatCave. In that BatCave I dream of one day having a warthog of my own.. although a Camero would suffice.

ANYWAYS.. I play Halo casually and only on weekends due to my parents. By casually I mean that I don't care who wins, or how many points I have (although a good 20 is nice). More often than not I play Halo, or am at least on xbox, until 3 or 4am. East Coast btw.
My favorite maps are Reflection and Spire in H: Reach, Sandtrap, Valhalla and Last Resort from H3, Headlong, Ivory Tower and Turf from H2 and from H1 Boarding Action and Sidewinder. My favorite colors are red+pink (like a starburst!), blue, and black.

As a driver:
I am relentless. Or at least I was on H3, I haven't gotten to drive much since then.
Constantly I find myself doing flips and barrel rolls over and into other players, commonly by accident but nonetheless it happens. If your a fur-serious turreter I'll do my best to steer you towards the enemy without to much collateral damage but you can't be promised anything.

One last thing, I came to H3Wheelmen because I love driving warthogs and wanted to have more people to play with.. although mostly because my real-life friends don't like Reach or turreting... so yup, thats meh.

TO THE BATTLEFIELD!!


Edit: I used your provided format.. but in paragraph form! -Ohhh!- -Ahhhh!-

Edit: I had an idea!! Since I gave you a couple paragraphs (or one, idk) could you give me a sentence about yourself? A sentence for a paragraph seems fair

Do you know the muffin man?

Kid* and Yes, Unfortunately.


Also, Hi!


Btw, whats a Chopter?

Awesome avatar!
And here is yo Chopter:

I lol'd.

Thanks.

Welcome to HWM, I'm sure everyone else is busy playing Reach, so give it a bit and they'll start postin.

I approve of everyone who has a sense of humor. A cookie for you!

H!

Best intro I've read in a while. Although I don't really approve of your favourite maps! Sandtrap and Last Resort?!

Anyways, welcome.

Awsome intro, but i must ask: how many energy drinks did you have before posting?

ah yes. the muffin *kid. if youre unlucky you might meet him yourself one day! anyway welcome to the site! you should see me around, im aspiring to become one of the sites main invasion tacticians!

Twistedgrave 9i wrote:

ah yes. the muffin *kid. if youre unlucky you might meet him yourself one day! anyway welcome to the site! you should see me around, im aspiring to become one of the sites main invasion tacticians!

lrnfromthabest.


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Thanks Everyone!!

AND!...

RabidHaloNinja wrote:

Awsome intro, but i must ask: how many energy drinks did you have before posting?

None!Im just about as cuckoo as Sonny is cuckoo for cocoa puffs! Caffeine is like skittles to me, I have it everyday and its effects have been nullifiededed
(no coffee.. coffee is a nightmare fur me. Soda FTW)

Criporc wrote:

H!

Best intro I've read in a while. Although I don't really approve of your favourite maps! Sandtrap and Last Resort?!

Anyways, welcome.

Thanks, and I Sandtrap! It has wraiths, tanks, warthogs, mongeese's, banshees, choppers, AND [the best of all] sometimes a prowler!!
idk about LR.. it just looks cool, rotflmao

Again, THANKS EVWYBODY fur the awesome introduction to ur communitty? yea, that sounds about right

H3WM's resident dairysphere approves of your enthusiasm

The prowler? What is this? Don't u mean the MLG boat?? The amount of enthusiasm is very present in your posts, I look forward to seeing it on XBL. I expect some epic shenanigans to ensue. Also, if you want, i have come up with a new form of shenanigans involving jetpacks and warthogs. R u in?

Also, hit me up with a FR, having lively people around is always a good time!

o HAI!
awesome introduction, What Name approves.

RubbrDuckE wrote:

Edit: I had an idea!! Since I gave you a couple paragraphs (or one, idk) could you give me a sentence about yourself? A sentence for a paragraph seems fair

I like cake and i has a polarbear. Also, i think we can be friends. Tell me.. do you like.. shenanigans?

(dude I thought this thread died ages ago)

*cough* oh uhh yeah! Shenanigans are great!!

By shenanigans you mean fun > winning right? <<---- This is how I prefer to play but if we HAVE to pull out the guns i don't mind
..and not like, lets get as many kills as we can fun. Liek lets see how many times we can barrel roll into the enemy, splatter them and get away with it kinda fun?

OR do you mean I should stop rambling and go get sum popcorn?

I thnk I'll take your advice and get sum popcorn..

..mmmm.....popcorn.. brb.


WAIT!! YOU HAVE A POLAR BEAR????? THATS AWSOME!

I think you two will get along just fine!

Even though i've never played with dentist... =/ That must be fixed! Someone, fix it!