Alright, before I go any further you HAVE to answer one, single, mind-bending question.
Do you know the muffin man?
OK. Now that we are finished with that I can introduce myself!Anonymity is my friend and as such you will know me by my Gamertag, RubbrDuckE, or Rubbr if you want. I'm almost 17, a guy and I love driving warthogs in.. well any Halo game. What is my occupation you might ask? Well currently I'm occupied with being the cooliest kid around with my sharpie Tac Pad, and old-fashioned glasses that I recently found in my BatCave. In that BatCave I dream of one day having a warthog of my own.. although a Camero would suffice.
ANYWAYS.. I play Halo casually and only on weekends due to my parents. By casually I mean that I don't care who wins, or how many points I have (although a good 20 is nice). More often than not I play Halo, or am at least on xbox, until 3 or 4am. East Coast btw.
My favorite maps are Reflection and Spire in H: Reach, Sandtrap, Valhalla and Last Resort from H3, Headlong, Ivory Tower and Turf from H2 and from H1 Boarding Action and Sidewinder. My favorite colors are red+pink (like a starburst!), blue, and black.
As a driver:
I am relentless. Or at least I was on H3, I haven't gotten to drive much since then.
Constantly I find myself doing flips and barrel rolls over and into other players, commonly by accident but nonetheless it happens. If your a fur-serious turreter I'll do my best to steer you towards the enemy without to much collateral damage but you can't be promised anything.
One last thing, I came to H3Wheelmen because I love driving warthogs and wanted to have more people to play with.. although mostly because my real-life friends don't like Reach or turreting... so yup, thats meh.
TO THE BATTLEFIELD!!
Edit: I used your provided format.. but in paragraph form! -Ohhh!- -Ahhhh!-
Edit: I had an idea!! Since I gave you a couple paragraphs (or one, idk) could you give me a sentence about yourself? A sentence for a paragraph seems fair