Halo Wheelmen

What keeps me hogging is being the only warthog left on a heavy map and then ending up with my gunner getting a perfection. That and driving the warthog into places it shouldn't be and hearing the other team go wtf as I splatter them.

I keep hogging by getting my friends Rampages, and perfections on occasion, and always Standoff Heavy, driving Gauss hog is great.

The satisfaction of helping out my team and hearing my enemys bone structure crunch against my bumper.

I only have 21,094 wm...

Nough said

I just broke 20 thousand Wheelmans, what keeps me still driving is the will to reach a even higher number and to show to some folks out ther that not only noobs like to drive or gunn in a hog.

Im happy with what i achieved 20 thousand Wheelman hell yeeeaahh!!!!!1

For me, the gunner getting the kill sprees (finally got my gunner to his first invincible a few hours ago, whoo!) and ferrying the objective carrier home, thats even more satisfying when you dodge all the anti-hog weaponry on the map and bring the enemies flag back with the carrier still in one piece for the winning point

LouieBlack wrote:

hearing over proximity chat as i drive over the Standoff Base

Someone kill that F*cking hog!

Jesus Christ! that hog's still going?!

are they still using thier 1st hog!?! what happened to ours?

they're using that one too

and when we're finally taken out!

FINNALLY! holly Shit!

Love it!
CTF MF, Standoff heavy. Everyone spawns 2 of my teamates jump in the gauss, me and my cuzn head for theres, by the time we get there, they are just barely getting in it. i stick the driver, flips the hog, hop in and get out like nothing happened. Hearing there team:

WTF? They have both gauss hogs guys carefull!

9 Year old-

I can fix that, just watch and learn.

Im driving along... Splattered the 9 year old.

Good job faggot i learned something new, not to be a dumb a** like you!

9 year old

Hey shut up, i am your daddy! Go to bed!

HA, your my daddy? Last time i checked my balls were bigger then yours!

By now i have about 15 wheelman and 2 splatters

Nerdy guy

Would you 2 just shut up and pick up a spartan laser and shoot those warthogs!

Oh great i have a 9 year old kid on my team and a kid who doesnt have a Dic*

9 year old-

oh my f***ing god i keep getting splattered by jordollo

Me

Its jorDUHlow kid, i think its past your bed time

9 year old

Would you guys shut up about my age??? and quit splattering me

Different guy

Im in the passenger of jordalos hog guys!

Half the team

BEAT HIM DOWN!

I jump out, beat him down hop back in and buy now i have 5 splatters and 30 wheelman

OMG Take out those warthogs guys, they havent even died yet! F***

GAME OVER

We won, i back out and back in to start a new match and i get a party invite so i join it and its half there team.

Oh my god 60 wheelman is that all you can get? Fkin noob dude

Me

Listen here you bastards, I had 72 assists 9 kills 6 splatters and your team got shut out 3 to 0 and you invite me to your party and tell me how noobish i am? Grow up! oh and go to bed its past your bed time kids!

I think that was the funniest match i ever played!

Happy hoggin!

Jordalo

Not jor DOLL oh
Its Jor DUH low

What Keeps me hogging is knowing that i get a fellow teammate anywhere from 30 - 70 kills in a game. What also keeps me hogging is the fact, that my friends all used to get annoyed at me in Halo 2 for driving around aimlessly while others were trying to score objectives (LOL) and now knowing that all that driving paid off. I got good, real good lol. I won the Hog Off, I think that Validates ALLL the countless hours of Hog Driving. And not to mention the specific games and moments When your just getting wheelman after wheelman and splatter after splatter. Its a great feeling.

Jordalo
i love it when that happens, the entire enemy team suddenly becomes distracted and their voice chat is overridden. Hilarity always ensues with their attempts to kill your hog.

and congrats on winning the Hog Off Ranger!

Well this morning I was playing standoff heavy. Our team was awful, they kept stealing the guass and getting killed instantly. One of those games where what ever you do you just can't seem to get a hog running. The game was nearing an end, the other team 95 kills our team 83, we'd just about given up hope when the guass spawned. In the last 20 seconds of the game we got a killing frenzy together and won 100-99, this is the sort of thing that keeps me hogging, along with the fun of it.

I keep hogging because it's fun.It's good to know that your gunner keeps killing the enemy team,to see the wheelmans popping up,to splatter unaware people,to drive the objective holder home.
It's good to know that you take part of the victory(if not you still got wheelman medals )
It's fun to see the enemy team trys to nade you over and over and fails.
And of course because stuff like this Ownage(i have to say they were not the hardest enemys ).

PS: I only hogging in Halo 3 i won't play Reach that much.

New things can always happen so I enjoy it because you never know what's going to happen through out the game, and gunning and driving can't get old for me.