LouieBlack wrote:hearing over proximity chat as i drive over the Standoff Base
Someone kill that F*cking hog!
Jesus Christ! that hog's still going?!
are they still using thier 1st hog!?! what happened to ours?
they're using that one too
and when we're finally taken out!
FINNALLY! holly Shit!
Love it!
CTF MF, Standoff heavy. Everyone spawns 2 of my teamates jump in the gauss, me and my cuzn head for theres, by the time we get there, they are just barely getting in it. i stick the driver, flips the hog, hop in and get out like nothing happened. Hearing there team:
WTF? They have both gauss hogs guys carefull!
9 Year old-
I can fix that, just watch and learn.
Im driving along... Splattered the 9 year old.
Good job faggot i learned something new, not to be a dumb a** like you!
9 year old
Hey shut up, i am your daddy! Go to bed!
HA, your my daddy? Last time i checked my balls were bigger then yours!
By now i have about 15 wheelman and 2 splatters
Nerdy guy
Would you 2 just shut up and pick up a spartan laser and shoot those warthogs!
Oh great i have a 9 year old kid on my team and a kid who doesnt have a Dic*
9 year old-
oh my f***ing god i keep getting splattered by jordollo
Me
Its jorDUHlow kid, i think its past your bed time
9 year old
Would you guys shut up about my age??? and quit splattering me
Different guy
Im in the passenger of jordalos hog guys!
Half the team
BEAT HIM DOWN!
I jump out, beat him down hop back in and buy now i have 5 splatters and 30 wheelman
OMG Take out those warthogs guys, they havent even died yet! F***
GAME OVER
We won, i back out and back in to start a new match and i get a party invite so i join it and its half there team.
Oh my god 60 wheelman is that all you can get? Fkin noob dude
Me
Listen here you bastards, I had 72 assists 9 kills 6 splatters and your team got shut out 3 to 0 and you invite me to your party and tell me how noobish i am? Grow up! oh and go to bed its past your bed time kids!
I think that was the funniest match i ever played!
Happy hoggin!
Jordalo
Not jor DOLL oh
Its Jor DUH low