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Carnage Report – Embarrassing Games

Mon Dec 31, 2012 3:58 am

How about a thread about your most shameful failures? We all get pooped on from time to time (well, some of us less than others, no doubt). Gentlemen as we are we thank our opponents for the good game, we have a laugh about it and we move on. Share your embarassing games with us and see who can draw the most derisive comments from their fellow wheelmen…

I’ll start with this game in de middle of an otherwise pretty comfortable winning streak with me, Hel Monkey and Swift. After some solid shooting in Infinity Slayer we try our luck in Infinitiy Challenge CTF only to very solidly get our asses handed to us. Score: 0-5 in 5 min 26 seconds. Can you do worse? Prove it!

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Re: Carnage Report – Embarrassing Games

Mon Dec 31, 2012 5:04 pm

HOLY CRAP YOU PLAYED AGAINST NINJA AND HIS FRIENDS!?!? No duh you lost xD I probably watched that game but never noticed your tags. That isn't from doing bad, that's just from playing some of the best players in Halo 4 (and arguably THE best player).
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Re: Carnage Report – Embarrassing Games

Tue Jan 01, 2013 5:55 am

well trueskill system failed hard.
 
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Re: Carnage Report – Embarrassing Games

Tue Jan 01, 2013 6:17 pm

Gorillars wrote:
well trueskill system failed hard.

When you start doing well in a playlist and get on a winning streak, it matches you up against really good players. My brother and I used to do it in Grifball and got matched up against crazy good people by the end of it.
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Re: Carnage Report – Embarrassing Games

Wed Jan 02, 2013 11:38 am

Ninja wrote:
Gorillars wrote:
well trueskill system failed hard.

When you start doing well in a playlist and get on a winning streak, it matches you up against really good players. My brother and I used to do it in Grifball and got matched up against crazy good people by the end of it.



Always knew we were in for trouble when me and my buddy would start a game and the other team would LAUNCH each other across the freaking map.

At that point I usually just hoped they were merciful and not just mining kills while the designated D-bag would stand and drop the bomb over and over on their side of the map while the other three racked up kills.
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Re: Carnage Report – Embarrassing Games

Wed Jan 02, 2013 4:58 pm

I would flood this damn thread with links were I to search my game history.

Someone has gotten a legit perfection against me. I'll never forgive myself. I previously had a policy of never allowing perfections or exterminations on the other team.

It's happened before, but because of lag or some other disqualifier (Watched in horror as my hungover housemate went 0-12 on Valhalla, MY FAVORITE MAP EVER, on MY tag). Extermination happened once in SWAT, I never played SWAT as much afterward. Still only play it for challenges.

Happened once in Reach in a game of snipers on the Cage where 2 of our team quit and it was just me and a random. It exacerbated my grinding frustrations with Reach, but you could get perfections in Reach without winning, so Reach didn't frustrate me as badly. Whole game felt like an illegitimate ginger child.

The closest anyone ever came to legit in Halo 3 was a BTB game where the guy on the enemy team simply never met me in the field. Looked up the game on Bungie.net and he hadn't killed me once. I didn't beat myself up for that because I knew he'd have died had I seen him even once.

In Halo 4 though, it was legit, no excuses, no erasing history. I'm miserable at this game.
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Re: Carnage Report – Embarrassing Games

Thu Jan 03, 2013 10:46 am

https://app.halowaypoint.com/en-us/#Hal ... 89d07b7453

Not the wheelmen at their best. These 130's were organized. And as soon as they got a good start they never looked back with all their ammo perk buffed forerunner wapons :(

But, sometimes its ok to know how ppl feel when they loose to a good team.
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Re: Carnage Report – Embarrassing Games

Thu Jan 03, 2013 10:44 pm

Wolf wrote:
https://app.halowaypoint.com/en-us/#Halo4/WolfNOR/wargames/match-3bf65189d07b7453

Not the wheelmen at their best. These 130's were organized. And as soon as they got a good start they never looked back with all their ammo perk buffed forerunner wapons :(

But, sometimes its ok to know how ppl feel when they loose to a good team.

Yeah those guys look pretty legit. Murda plays against Ninja a lot and gets his butt kicked but I don't know the rest.
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