I was just starting out threatening to pinch a puppy. From there it'll escalate... Wal Mart dog food instead of Purina. Hard treats instead of bacon. Cat food. Tap water instead of bottled water. Extra trips to the vet. No pillow in the kennel... From there we work our way up to the baby emu. Brick the possibilities are endless. I will not stop until you play moar Halo!