Halo Wheelmen

Get to the suite after Whataburger Everybody's lookin' at me now.
Like "Who's this guy with the goofy grin, Why'd we come to this town?"
Starin' all around, we just met for the first time
I look down all i can do is sigh

Lookin' at me like I'm crazy, everybody seem so anxious.
My head is spinnin' and I'm feel like a huge prick
Too much burger and I'm nauseous.
But that's when il Duce had a great idea

And the Xbox got turned on
And the Xbox got turned on
And the Xbox got turned on

So i put my hands up, I herped and I derped
Everybody's laughin' at me now
Herpin mah derp like yeah
I run into doors like yeah

Makin' fun of Brick's run, Duce's Grand-Ma
and even fking JFK
Yeah! it's a party in the Ukraine!
Yeah! I'm herpaderpin' like it is Tuesday!

Back at the suite after Billy Bobs
Everybody's startin' to wind down.
I say "how bout we have some drinks"
They all say they're down

So hard with new people all around me
More pressure than a Live Chat Party.
Hope I don't do something stupid
throw up nothin' that is putrid

My head is spinnin' and I'm feel like a huge prick
Too much liqour and I'm nauseous.
And that's when Brickfungus had a great idea

I Drank some Four Lokos, it's on
I Drank some Four Lokos, it's on
I Drank some Four Lokos, it's on

im runnin' like a dinosaur i am not a bore
we made priceless memories
Herpin mah derp like yeah
I run into doors like yeah

got jedi vigilante, dom and duce
louie black and even fking yozi
Yeah! it's a party in the Ukraine
Yeah! I'm herpaderpin' like it is Tuesday!

Glad that they all booked their flights (booked their flights)
To Dallas for a few nights (a few nights)
Each one of them fills me with glee (me with glee)
All of these Wheelmen I less then three

So i put my hands up, I herped and I derped
Everybody's laughin' at me now
Herpin mah derp like yeah--
I run into doors like yeah--

we got psy and zero, brick and ivy
and me of course i am Laffy
Yeah! it's a party in the Ukraine
Yeah! I'm herpaderpin' like it is Tuesday!

im runnin' like a dinosaur i am not a bore
we made priceless memories
Herpin mah derp like yeah--
I run into doors like yeah--

Wheelmen came to MLG and made fun of me
And we left friends eternally
Yeah! it's a party in the Ukraine--
Yeah! I'm herpaderpin' like it is Tuesday!

I did not believe the lies
that all the MLG guys
would come to dallas and fill the streets

doritos flew through the air
Dr Pepper girls everywhere
i thought it all cool
and all i could do was stare

It's hard to make myself believe
that MLG is for me
i asked if i could play splatter
flag while they were asleep
cause these games aren't made for guys like me

got lots of my wheelmen buds
everyone just thought us nuts
to come to a place that's just 4v4

I thought it would be a laugh
to play on BTB maps
but they all just pointed at me and laughed

It's hard to make myself believe
that MLG is for me
i asked if i could play Revball
while they're all asleep
cause these games aren't made for guys like me
{I'm not elite}

They tell me that my stats are whack
{please take me away from here}
i say that i just dont give a crap
{please take me away from here}
why do i tire of MLG?
{please take me away from here}
is it cus i never got my 50?

to all these mlg guys
im weird cus i hate to snipe
gave us crazy looks as we pased on by

Anti Pro where you are?
met DDay in a bar
it was Billy bob's and we had to drive real far

It's hard to make myself believe
that MLG is for me
Wanna play Hog Demo Derby
while they're asleep
cause these games aren't made for guys like me
{I'm not elite}

It's hard to make myself believe
that MLG is for me
i asked if i could play Revball
while they're asleep
cause these games aren't made for guys like me
{I'm not elite}

It's hard to make myself believe
that mlg is for me
i asked if i could play splatter
flag while they were asleep
halowheelmen will stay my home it seems...