Wheels36 wrote:

Big Team on Exile. Luv Gunn driving the gauss hog and Valkyrion gunning.
Luv Gunn: "You should only be looking at their base."
20 seconds later
Luv Gunn: "We only look at their base on this map."
20 seconds later
Luv Gunn: "I swear to god, if you stop looking at their base, I'll kill a puppy!"

Luckily, no puppies were condemned to death over the progress of that game.

They had a sniper and a laser and it was a full party!!!

Halo iz srs bidness.

Sarge was asking Grass and I what movie he should fall asleep to.

Sarge was listing off movies and

"..Shank, no not Shank. I don't want to fall asleep, and wake up in the rape scene. Wait don't classic quote this."

and then later this happened:

Sarge: "In the first episode of Season 2 of Sherlock.. do you think the dominatrix had pictures of the queen, or a princes?"

Me: "I honestly don't know.."

Grass: "Me. The pictures were of me."

"Laughlyn" said:I'm drunk... and sorry.

Grass: Well I mean, Sarge could get himself a code right now. If you go on Facebook-

Sarge:

Alright, so me and grass were doing a series of 1vs1's on the popular naruto storm generations fighting game. During a match up between itachi and gaara, me and grass both decided by chance to use our ultimate jutsu attacks. Each ultimate has an attack animation that must connect as a hit on the other player, to trigger the move/cut-scene. Following this point, the playable character makes a verbal comment during the animation.
We began to crack up, after we realized what had just happened...


Itachi-Fear: It's over!

Gaara-Grass: It's time!

Brick and I were having a really engaging, intelligent, and bonding conversation all day in the shoutbox, and then this happened.

[13-03-04 7:08:57 PM] criporc: your kid is indeed weird
[13-03-04 7:09:29 PM] criporc: its cool how he's growing up in this age
[13-03-04 7:09:40 PM] criporc: i wish i had videos of me when i was little
[13-03-04 7:13:09 PM] Josh/Brick: seriousy... it's weird
[13-03-04 7:13:19 PM] Josh/Brick: i have like 20 photos total from 0-5 years
[13-03-04 7:13:31 PM] criporc: me too
[13-03-04 7:13:41 PM] criporc: which is weird, since you're like 40 years older than me
[13-03-04 7:13:42 PM] Josh/Brick: and you're like 40 years younger than me

Note that those last 2 were said only 1 second apart! I for realz laughed out loud.

[2:24:58 PM] Valkyrion: I mean, do you think my sig looks dumb?

[2:25:36 PM] HWM Duce: i dunno
[2:25:45 PM] HWM Duce: i haven't actually looked at it
[2:26:16 PM] HWM Duce: this one?
[2:26:17 PM] HWM Duce: http://imageshack.us/scaled/landing/846/valksig.jpg
[2:26:21 PM] HWM Duce: I think it looks good

[2:26:29 PM] Valkyrion: Yeah
[2:26:36 PM] Valkyrion: kk

[2:26:39 PM] Sarge: NO
[2:26:41 PM] Sarge: IT'S TERRIBLE
[2:26:44 PM] Sarge: FEEL SELF-CONSCIOUS
[2:26:46 PM] Sarge: I WIN

[2:26:47 PM] Valkyrion: Well
[2:26:51 PM] Valkyrion: Pineapple YOU SARGE
[2:26:54 PM] Valkyrion: DUCE LIKES IT

[2:26:56 PM] Sarge: (y)
[2:27:00 PM] Sarge: You're learning
[2:27:01 PM] Sarge: WAIT
[2:27:01 PM] Sarge: NO

[2:27:04 PM] Valkyrion: YES

[2:27:13 PM] Sarge: DON'T BASE YOUR SELF-DETERMINATION OFF OF DUCE
[2:27:16 PM] Sarge: THAT'S A TERRIBLE PLAN

Another Duce-Sarge conversation:

Duce: So I met this awesome chick at the bar Saturday and we're chattin it up. Got to talking about shows and books. Talked about Game of Thrones, and then she mentioned that Robert Jordan series. So thanks for the heads up on that.

Sarge: The Wheel of Time series?

Duce: Yeah.

Sarge: God, I'm awesome. Wingmanning across the country without even knowing it!

Duce: Well don't get too excited. I noticed a ring on her finger, so I asked. And she's engaged...

Sarge: Oh man...I'm sorry... If I hadn't been so awesome you wouldn't have gotten in that far to be disappointed...

Duce: Really? You're taking credit for my disappointment now? Is that happening?

Sarge: *laughs* Oh yes. I think it is.

"That Robert Jordan series?" Has anyone here other than me actually read it?

Alright, I've been saving this quote for a while.

Late one night, I'm in a party with Grass, Amanda, and One Viz. Grass says to Amanda, "Do you want to form a new party so our Netflix giggling doesn't disrupt anything?"

I interject, "Don't worry about it. I'm going to sleep and I guess One Viz can...I don't know..."

One Viz gets all flustered and goes,

One Viz said:No, no! I don't mind the giggling! It keeps me from feeling lonely!

I lol'd. It was too much at 1 in the morning. I said, "I think that is the saddest thing I've ever heard on xbox live."

Icebird sees his "celebrity cheat list #1" on tv

Icebird said:So do you & your wife have a "celebrity cheat list?"

PirateSolo said:Of course

*Brief pause*

Icebird said:So if you see Harrison Ford it's on?

criporc
‎1‎:‎05‎ ‎PM how do you have time for work, then?

brickfungus
‎1‎:‎07‎ ‎PM that's where all my time goes
between work & my kid, there's just no time for map names
‎1‎:‎08‎ ‎PM

castle has the grassy one, the cavey one, and the rat's nest headlong inbred map of gloriuousness

After driving us off the edge of the map on Longbow...

Brick said:It's okay, I have the Oceanic helmet

Haha on the way to Rapture.