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Re: Classic Quotes

Fri Nov 10, 2017 9:50 pm

In Destiny, our fireteam was looking for someone to fill in a slot after Mzoga was leaving.

M3CH4: So does Merlin want to join?


Merlin: I’ll ask. Hey Laffy, have you seen Merlin?

Laffy: Haven’t seen him.

Merlin: Grass, have you seen Merlin?

Grass: Don’t know.

Merlin: M3CH4, have you seen Merlin?

M3CH4: I’m looking for him. Say...Merlin, have you seen Merlin?

Merlin: I’ve been asking around for that kid all night.
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Re: Classic Quotes

Wed Jan 10, 2018 8:17 pm

Merlin,
I can’t play Tetris, it sexually excites me.

Yeah, I’ll own that.
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Re: Classic Quotes

Wed Jan 31, 2018 10:22 am

Muffin: I got food delivered and the guy who brought it was this insanely jacked man and...

Me(interrupting): Was he huge?

Muffin: Yeah? He was...

Me(interrupting again): So he was a Hugh Jackman?!

Muffin: *Leaves Discord chat*
 
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Re: Classic Quotes

Wed Feb 21, 2018 9:25 pm

In a discord voice chat:
Muffin is trying to explain an overwatch team to Sarge

Sarge: Tell me about these boys.


Muffin: Alright, let me talk me to you about this team, from bottom to the top.

Sarge and Tachyon: *Uncontrollable laughter*

Muffin disconnects
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Re: Classic Quotes

Sat Feb 24, 2018 1:46 pm

Lars trolling us that he doesn't know what Pokemon is:

Me: But do you know what Yu-Gi-Oh! is?

Valk: Tell me Swift, explain to me, what is Yu-Gi-Oh?

Tachyon: IT'S A TRAP!
 
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Re: Classic Quotes

Wed Apr 11, 2018 6:52 pm

Shepard and I join a party looking to form a galleon with Swift and Tachyon, but they’re going to call it quits.

Swift: Tachyon’s going to watch overwatch league after this.

Shepard: *digusted Shepard noises*

Tachyon: And Swift is going to watch anime afterwards.

Shepard: *repulsed Shepard noises*

Swift: You could sloop it up with M3CH4!

Shepard: *disdainful Shepard noises*
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Re: Classic Quotes

Sun May 13, 2018 9:41 pm

DUCKE FINISHES MAKING A BURGER

DuckE: I forgot condiments.

Me: Like mustard and ketchup?

DuckE: Yeah. My lettuce was old so I use Aguilera instead.

Me: .... Did you mean arugula?

DuckE: Yes!

Me: sobbing Christina, noooooo!!!
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Re: Classic Quotes

Sat Jun 09, 2018 11:05 pm

As we try to find another crew to help us with Sea of Thieves. Brick and Duce are trying to communicate with metaphones.

We potentially found another crew. They don’t follow us as we sail off.

Brickfungus (with megaphone still out): “I think we should sink them.”
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Re: Classic Quotes

Tue Jun 19, 2018 10:12 pm

Sarge, talking about a fan that does subtitles for one of his gay shows: "Why is she like this ... I'm gonna follow her [on Twitter]"
I messed with Duce and got banned. laugh at my expense...
 
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Re: Classic Quotes

Tue Jul 03, 2018 2:03 pm

Me, standing in a puddle of my own sweat at the wheel: "This is the warmest I have felt on this trip."

Cri, sits down next to the puddle to take the wheel for his watch, avoiding the puddle. About a minute later: "This is the hottest I have felt in my life."
 
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Re: Classic Quotes

Tue Jul 03, 2018 3:16 pm

Me, standing in a pool of my own sweat at the helm: "This is the warmest I have felt on this trip."

Criporc, takes the wheel for his watch, sits next to the wheel instead of behind it to avoid all the sweat. About a minute later: "This is the hottest I have left in my life."
 
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Re: Classic Quotes

Mon Jul 09, 2018 1:10 am

Sarge, Jazzy, and M3CH4 in a discord chat. Sarge is watching his stories while I’m playing pokemon and Jazzy has stepped away:

M3CH4: “Shiny!”
Sarge: *sighs*
M3CH4: “What? I found a shiny Zubat!”
Sarge only mutters one word: “vermin”
M3CH4: *dies laughing*
Jazzy returns: “What happened?”
Sarge: “I broke M3CH4.”
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Re: Classic Quotes

Sat Feb 16, 2019 8:39 pm

late night team civ game
Shep: "It's half passed 4 I should go to bed"
Swift: "sleep is for the weak and those that cannot compete in theological combat"
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Re: Classic Quotes

Wed Feb 27, 2019 7:51 pm

Elsa: "Are you killing librarians?"

Duce: "No, we're killing nazis pretending to be librarians."
 
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Re: Classic Quotes

Sun Mar 10, 2019 5:38 pm

Zoga: “It shouldn’t even be called tabletop anymore, it should just be called like... Crit role... fanclub or something.”

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