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Re: Classic Quotes

Sun Feb 23, 2014 12:20 pm

[20:05:16] Rookie Squeaks: Why so dead set on this
[20:06:49] Sarge: Why not?
[20:08:16] Rookie Squeaks: Because it seems a little bit extreme for most friend groups to pull
[20:08:44] Sarge: We drink a lot of mountain dew
 
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Re: Classic Quotes

Mon Sep 22, 2014 1:26 pm

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Re: Classic Quotes

Fri Sep 26, 2014 2:34 pm

Sarge wrote:
What is with all this talk about butts? I hang out with gay dudes 4 days a week and even we don't talk about butts this often
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Re: Classic Quotes

Sat Oct 04, 2014 6:39 pm

Cruckeyee said:Fallen Captain, stop Usain Bolting at me!
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Re: Classic Quotes

Mon Dec 15, 2014 4:10 pm

Criporc wrote:
What are you fisting?


In response to a Titan totally missing his super.

The time has come, and so have I
 
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Re: Classic Quotes

Sun Dec 21, 2014 12:10 am

Sarge said:I don't need a little crown... This is MY Pineappling party.
 
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Re: Classic Quotes

Sun Dec 21, 2014 1:31 am

Squeaker: Sarge, I've decided I want to be a trophy husband.

Duce: What kind of trophy? Participation?
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Re: Classic Quotes

Fri Mar 20, 2015 9:19 pm

Gorillars not getting out of shotgun to let the flag carrier in:

"it's not a pregnant woman, I don't need to give up my seat"
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Re: Classic Quotes

Tue Mar 31, 2015 3:49 am

Why Swift missed the banshee with laser.

Swift Strider said:I had to take my hand off to jack it.
When I grow up to be a Waterfall, I'm gonna wear a helmet.
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Re: Classic Quotes

Tue May 12, 2015 12:48 pm

Cheeseball on a Goliath realizing he got chased right into Griffin:

Cheeseball said:It was in that moment that the Goliath realized...he PINEAPPLE up.
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Re: Classic Quotes

Mon May 18, 2015 11:03 pm

luvgunn said:I'm drinking wine from Argentina!


laughy said:I'm drinking miller from ft worth
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Re: Classic Quotes

Sun Nov 08, 2015 4:07 pm

Me, after our Armory gets taken from us:
Sarge said:Okay, we've got Fortress, but we need to secure our Armory or we're...Are we taking their Armory?

Twisted said:You told me to go on missions!



Panda's brother while watching us play Warzone Assault and win:
Adam said:These people are Pineappling terrible!
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Re: Classic Quotes

Sat Nov 14, 2015 11:08 am

Sarge and Duce working on callouts on A.R.C.:

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Sarge: We need to label this vehicle. What do we call it? A truck? A digger? What the Pineapple is it?
Duce: What have I been calling it? The rover?
Sarge: Okay Blue and Red Rover. OH MY GOD....Red Rover, Red Rover...
Both: ::lol::


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Sarge: We need to label this structure. It appears three times on the map.
Duce: I'm not sure what we call it. Describe its shape?
Sarge: The...polyhedron...?
Duce: ::lol:: Play with the Wheelmen and get a Geometry lesson.


Moving over to Apex-7

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Sarge: Should we call this the ridge?
Duce: No...There's too many ridges already. This one over here with the bridge could be called that...The Ridge Bridge...as it were...
Sarge: That is the worst callout you have ever made.


Mecha Joined in:

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Sarge: What should we call this rock? Why are there so many Pineappling rocks??
Mecha: Did someone order their map extra chunky?
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Re: Classic Quotes

Wed Nov 18, 2015 6:14 pm

Ivy said:What do you want me to do, grovel at your feet becaue Spotify is being a bitch?


Regarding my discontent at a Christmas song coming on the Postmodern Jukebox station.
 
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Re: Classic Quotes

Sun Nov 22, 2015 7:21 pm

Twisted joins the party while we're defeating a team wearing entirely rooster emblems,

HWM Guardian wrote:
I joined a lobby and heard a bunch of wheelmen beating cocks.
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