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Re: Classic Quotes

Sun Aug 18, 2013 7:18 pm

Sarge: It's my liiiiiife and--
Grass: I tried so hard and got so far!
Valk: I know that song. "But in the end dadadadada" I don't know.
Sarge: That's Linkin Park! You are a white kid with dark hair! You're supposed to know this band!
Valk: Pineapple THAT!
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Re: Classic Quotes

Sun Aug 25, 2013 10:39 pm

Some time after our Fantasy Football draft tonight...

Me:
holy shit
I didn't realize Rookie ACTUALLY drafted Aaron Hernandez

Sarge
‎10‎:‎58‎ ‎PM lol

me
‎10‎:‎58‎ ‎PM I think we need to lock that in as an undroppable player

Rookie Squeaks
‎11‎:‎07‎ ‎PM Ha
Ha
HA

me
‎11‎:‎18‎ ‎PM A. Hernandez... owned in 1.5% of NFL.com FF leagues.... (facepalm)
Well, rookie
‎11‎:‎19‎ ‎PM you're not the only one who apparently hadn't read a newspaper or the internet in the offseason

Rookie Squeaks
‎11‎:‎19‎ ‎PM Lol
You thought I was joking when I recruited him?

me
‎11‎:‎20‎ ‎PM I didn't see it come up on the draft board. I thought you said you were going to as a joke and everyone ran with the joke

Rookie Squeaks
‎11‎:‎22‎ ‎PM Oh, no.
‎11‎:‎23‎ ‎PM I looked at the stats, seemd decent, asked sarge about his skill, and choose him.

me
‎11‎:‎24‎ ‎PM odear

Sarge
‎11‎:‎24‎ ‎PM what?
I didn't say anything about aaron hernandez

Rookie Squeaks
‎11‎:‎24‎ ‎PM I recall you either mentioning he was good at catching or throwing when I brought him up.

Sarge
‎11‎:‎24‎ ‎PM I said
"He was also good at catching a murder charge."
‎11‎:‎25‎ ‎PM (facepalm)

me
‎11‎:‎25‎ ‎PM (rofl)

Sarge
‎11‎:‎25‎ ‎PM oh man
 
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Re: Classic Quotes

Tue Aug 27, 2013 2:50 am

Bahahahah!!!! I was wondering who the f drafted Hernandez.
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Re: Classic Quotes

Sat Aug 31, 2013 11:27 pm

Planning Tennessee shenanigans on Facebook...

Grass: We sould be all god though
Icebird: Myself I'd never claim to be God
Icebird: Wouldn't want to get a smite down
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Re: Classic Quotes

Wed Sep 04, 2013 10:58 pm

More Tennessee Shenanigans Planning...

Grass: I've got a Droid so I can use the interwebs, get apps, whatever
Icebird: Fun
Icebird: Can you hack peoples brains?
Icebird: Like, maybe if they're less than a level 20 or so?
Grass: Actually up to level 35, I recently got a big boost to my hacking perk.
Icebird: Fantastic! What are we going to do to Wheels?
...
Icebird: Oh, crap, he's a level 36...
Grass: WELL EVERYTHING IS NOW RUINED
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Re: Classic Quotes

Wed Sep 18, 2013 9:31 am

BK:
WTF, beat up some old man in da hood.
Police show up, homies start unloading into the cops.

I walk free.


Brick:
BK, is that #belfastLife... or did you get GTA V??

The time has come, and so have I
 
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Re: Classic Quotes

Wed Sep 18, 2013 1:50 pm

Kitty wrote:
Sarge
I needed that
You are like the porn fairy
Showing up with a link when I need it the most
My porn fairy grandgayther
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Re: Classic Quotes

Thu Oct 24, 2013 10:04 am

[10:50:25 AM] Sarge: dammit
[10:50:27 AM] Sarge: I did it again
[10:50:32 AM] Sarge: strolled across the internet
[10:50:41 AM] Sarge: saw another fanboy fight about xbox vs. playstation
[10:50:42 AM] Sarge: got involved

[10:55:09 AM] HWM Duce: goddammit sarge
[10:55:18 AM] HWM Duce: I thought you said you weren't going to relapse this time

[10:55:29 AM] Sarge: THEY WERE BEING SO STUPID THOUGH

[10:55:38 AM] HWM Duce: THAT'S ENOUGH
[10:55:40 AM] HWM Duce: BACK TO REHAB
[10:55:58 AM] HWM Duce: but now that you've offered up the stuff
[10:56:03 AM] HWM Duce: link?
[10:56:06 AM] HWM Duce: (facepalm)

[10:56:14 AM] Sarge: I don't know if it'll work
[10:56:24 AM] Sarge: it's in a group called gay geeks

[10:56:28 AM] HWM Duce: lol
[10:57:07 AM] HWM Duce: you think there's a magic bubble to repel my blue collar heterosexuality?

[10:57:12 AM] Sarge: *inserts link*
[10:57:16 AM] Sarge: no, I just think it might be private

[10:57:36 AM] HWM Duce: it is
[10:57:51 AM] HWM Duce: they DO have a magic bubble!
 
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Re: Classic Quotes

Thu Oct 24, 2013 8:08 pm

Thank science the magic bubble was there to keep you from going down that path... We could have lost you!
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Re: Classic Quotes

Sun Nov 24, 2013 8:46 pm

[9:35:42 PM] HWM Duce: at the end of this FF season, "squeaks-ing" is gonna be something related to overachieving despite having no knowledge or skill of something

[9:35:51 PM] Valkyrion: ah
[9:36:24 PM] Valkyrion: so Squeaks-ing is synonymous with tryharding?

[9:36:36 PM] HWM Duce: not neccessarily

[9:36:36 PM] Cruck: no

[9:36:47 PM] HWM Duce: squeaksing means having success

[9:36:55 PM] Cruck: squeaksie didn't beforehand knowledge

[9:37:04 PM] Valkyrion: oh, I thought you meant "trying to overachieve"
[9:37:13 PM] Valkyrion: instead of "actually overachieving"

[9:37:13 PM] HWM Duce: tryhards would be the opposite of squeaksing

[9:37:16 PM] Sarge: It's like when taco won the Shiva

[9:37:24 PM] Cruck: yes
[9:37:31 PM] Cruck: they know their shit and still fail

[9:37:40 PM] Valkyrion: okay
[9:37:53 PM] Valkyrion: so Squeaks-ing is synonymous with Beginner's Luck
[9:37:56 PM] Valkyrion: gotcha
[9:38:16 PM] Valkyrion: inb4 I'm still wrong

[9:38:19 PM] HWM Duce: yes
[9:39:03 PM] HWM Duce: that seems an apt comparison of terminology

[9:39:24 PM] Valkyrion: you might even say he's.....
[9:39:28 PM] Valkyrion: *shades*
[9:39:33 PM] Valkyrion: ROOKIE OF THE YEAR

[9:39:40 PM] HWM Duce: get
[9:39:42 PM] HWM Duce: the
[9:39:44 PM] HWM Duce: Pineapple
[9:39:44 PM] HWM Duce: out

[9:39:49 PM] Valkyrion: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
 
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Re: Classic Quotes

Sun Nov 24, 2013 8:51 pm

TASTES LIKE VICTORY
 
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Re: Classic Quotes

Fri Jan 31, 2014 6:25 pm

[7:22:30 PM] Cruck: 4chan has some interesting game communities
[7:22:40 PM] HWM Duce: you shut your whore mouth
 
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Re: Classic Quotes

Fri Jan 31, 2014 9:36 pm

As usual, the classic quotes thread is filled with nothing but quality.
 
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Re: Classic Quotes

Thu Feb 20, 2014 9:17 pm

Sarge:What's her name? Mary-Grace? Oh man... I don't trust white girls with two first names.

"So who am I talking to today, Mary or Grace?"
'Both.'
"OH SHIT!"
You just read this incredibly tiny text for no good reason, and have nothing to show for it.
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Re: Classic Quotes

Sun Feb 23, 2014 8:39 am

[2/22/14 8:44:04 PM] WatchGrassGrow: So, Shwah and Cruckeyee just talked with my mom... that was weird.
[2/22/14 8:47:34 PM] HWM Duce: weirder than me, bird, and pirate showing up at your door to kidnap you?
[2/22/14 8:48:26 PM] Cruck: Seeing as how she sent me pictures of herself, yeah

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