Lol, I do the same thing every halloween. I scare the shit out of kids. Unfortunately most of the time their parents are with them.
I stand outside my house in a black robe so no one can see my face, in poses with a variety of my bladed weapons. I remember last year, it was so funny. I was standing with my naginata
in my hands, and my batle-axe resting on a makeshift rope belt around my waist. I was standing so still I heard these kids say to each other, "Hey, let's go knock that thing over." Well, when they came close and I knew exactly where they were (epic hearing ftw), I raised my naginata to them in a flurry of motion; pointing it right at them. Well, one of these kids was dressed at a ninja or something (he was like 15 years old [seriously? TOT-ing?]), so he pulls out his plastic sword and says "I CHALLENGE YOU!" I just reply with, "What is your pitiful plastic sword going to do against my steel?" He says (but not convincingly), "That's not real." "Try me." "Holy