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Wed Sep 29, 2010 9:27 pm

first things first ~ keepm 'em clean!!

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9/30/10 07:14 am CST~ this thread is now for short jokes. one, two or three liners preferably. add your own and help spread the happy!! ill check this again from work about lunchtime, and by then i will need a good laugh. do not disappoint wheelmen!

Also~ in case anyone does get offended over any of these little lolz, we do have a report button ::thumbs::
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Re: Theoreticlly...

Wed Sep 29, 2010 9:35 pm

Did the little guy think up the plan himself? That would be very cunning.....
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Re: Theoreticlly...

Wed Sep 29, 2010 9:37 pm

Well it now looks like the spambots can hack our accounts and post random nonsense.... lololol
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Re: Theoreticlly...

Thu Sep 30, 2010 3:21 am

Zorn's law much? You know better laughlyn...
 
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Re: Theoreticlly...

Thu Sep 30, 2010 5:51 am

but this is the pit right? im just sharing a witty little ditty i heard from a friend that i figured some people here would appreciate. so no, this one is not zorn's law. ktnxbai ::thumbs::






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after this point, only the serious business of sillyness please!!!
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Thu Sep 30, 2010 6:31 am

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Thu Sep 30, 2010 8:15 am

The cowboys are going to win the super bowl.
 
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Thu Sep 30, 2010 8:43 am

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Thu Sep 30, 2010 11:26 am

H3WM il Duce wrote:
The cowboys are going to win the super bowl.


Best. Joke. Ever.

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Thu Sep 30, 2010 11:35 am

Dwarf shortages.
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Thu Sep 30, 2010 12:20 pm

H3WM il Duce wrote:
The cowboys are going to win the super bowl.


I'm glad to see someone else has common se-



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Wait a minute..
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Thu Sep 30, 2010 1:25 pm

They call it PMS because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
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Thu Sep 30, 2010 3:05 pm

H3WM RJ wrote:
They call it PMS because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.



I lol'd hard.
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Thu Sep 30, 2010 3:52 pm

A dyslexic man walked into a bra
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