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Re: Classic Quotes

Wed Mar 20, 2019 10:42 am

Me giving orders at the start of Standoff

"I'll drive. Cri gun. Joe grab rockets. Grass go invis for laser."

Grass: "So uh...where's the laser??"

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Re: Classic Quotes

Wed Mar 20, 2019 2:46 pm

Preparing the ban hammer.
 
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Re: Classic Quotes

Sun Jun 09, 2019 12:15 am

I was doing some class A voice acting for a barbarian cook I’m working on.

It didn’t take for Sarge and Jazzy.

M3CH4: Continues voicing character.

Jazzy: Mecha, stop. Its late. You’re going to give people nightmares.
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Re: Classic Quotes

Wed Jun 19, 2019 4:32 pm

The Euros talking about logistics and travel when Criporc comes to visit.

General discusion: 'Aw geez Shep is like 2 hours by car and Panda is like 4, but none of us can drive. Panda is like 9 hours away on the train and Shep is 4. Busses are worse they take even longer. Maybe we should look at flights? Flights are only like an hour."

Criporc: "I go shower, while you all talk to each other about how small england is"
 
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Re: Classic Quotes

Sat Jun 22, 2019 6:27 am

Playing Halo 4 with MC and Pirate on Valhalla remake. Opposing team gets a spawn flip and grabs our banshee.

MC: Shit guys they have our banished.
. . .
MC: Oh wait, never mind I have a laser. (Proceeds to perfect shot it down).
 
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Re: Classic Quotes

Tue Jun 25, 2019 10:55 pm

In our latest DND session, we were in a swampy area and had to make acrobatics checks against a manticore. Swift has one of the higher acrobatics scores as well as the ability to aid other players who roll poorly. Swifts character fell flat on his ass while saving someone else from a natural one.. the following ensued:

https://clips.twitch.tv/ArtsyTrappedWitchBleedPurple
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Re: Classic Quotes

Mon Jul 01, 2019 10:34 am

Everyone sitting around at mine not deciding on things to do.

Me: I’m fine. It’s not what you do it’s who you do it with.
Cri: Its who you do.
 
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Re: Classic Quotes

Mon Aug 05, 2019 6:30 pm

Whilst in a Halo lobby.

Monster: This map is so bad. I hope they don't have a map like this in Infinity.
Joey: What? Are you serious right now, this map is great.
Monster: It's aesthetically pleasing, sure. But it's a bad map.
Joey: But we got the good spawn!

In unison about 4 people: Any map that has a good spawn is a bad map!
 
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Re: Classic Quotes

Thu Aug 08, 2019 12:17 pm

Monster wrote:
Playing Halo 4 with MC and Pirate on Valhalla remake. Opposing team gets a spawn flip and grabs our banshee.

MC: Shit guys they have our banished.
. . .
MC: Oh wait, never mind I have a laser. (Proceeds to perfect shot it down).

Classic MC.
 
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Re: Classic Quotes

Sat Nov 09, 2019 11:14 pm

Joefro, in a late night party:

“Mayonnaise is the Hardlight of food.”
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Re: Classic Quotes

Fri Nov 22, 2019 7:40 pm

DuckE talking about a giant crab and a Grey Render pairbonding and realizing the crab was bigger than the monstrosity:
"That means the Grey Render gets to be the little spoon!"
 
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Re: Classic Quotes

Wed Jan 01, 2020 8:04 pm

Some stuff I forgot to post.
Sarge, talking about the Strahd game he plays in.

“...so I came back to that hag with those werewolves....apparently, 15 werewolves can deal 85 damage in one round.”

At the rally
Me:
“What do you call DuckE, Biggles, Brick, Swift and MC hugging?
-A caltrop”
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Re: Classic Quotes

Sun Mar 29, 2020 12:11 pm

Me: "I'm gonna make some quick lunch, be right back"
Sarge: "Some quonch"
Me: "wait what"
 
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Re: Classic Quotes

Thu Jul 16, 2020 11:38 am

Chaos, Duce, Cruckeyee and myself in a PC MCC game on Sandtrap last night, Duce driving Chaos and me attempting to call spawns:

“There’s like 4 dudes on top of lon-“
(Cruck lasers someone from across the map)
“...there’s like 3 dudes on top of long”
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