Some stuff I forgot to post.
Sarge, talking about the Strahd game he plays in.
“...so I came back to that hag with those werewolves....apparently, 15 werewolves can deal 85 damage in one round.”
At the rally
Me:
“What do you call DuckE, Biggles, Brick, Swift and MC hugging?
-A caltrop”